Yard Dick Penis Shaped Ruler is available in four colors: Red, Black, Purple and Magenta. Each sold separately. When in doubt? Whip it out! 12 Inches of truth! It is the hilarious Penis Shaped Ruler known as the Yard Dick! How will your measure up? Man or Myth? Hilarious sayings that Include (among others): Mr. Nub, Are You In yet, all the way up to Huge Cock and Mr. Gigantor! Great to Pull Out at parties/raves etc. Yard Dick Penis Shaped Ruler Purple from Hott Products Unlimited.